“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."-Mark Twain

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

What I know

Fact: My flatmates are insane!

Fact:they have now decorated our flat with post it notes, condoms and aluminum
foil. .. amungst other things.

Fact:they should not be allowed to have sugar

Fact:They enjoy standing out side your door while brushing their teeth at odd hours of the night.

Fact:They enjoy playing 20 questions with strange boys Chrissy brings home.

Fact:We have managed to set off the fire alarm twice with in less than a week.

Fact:You never know what is going to be shoved under your door.

Fact:we are pro at making crap in a bowl, crap in a wrap, crap in a pan, crap on a plate or vomit in a bowl. and jess's newest creation crap in a pepper.

Fact:Everyone else in our dorm hates us.

Fact:You cant do that in Utah

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